Who buried our love in a pine box
Stapled shut with glass locks?
Who went underground in detox
Spun around and wound up in the same spot?
As long as I'm asking questions here
Let me see if this sounds queer:
I went to a bar and chose water over beer
Sat with a girl tattooed down to there
We smoked a pack of cigarettes
Showed me a picture of miniature pets
Does the boy want what he gets?
A hug and a "Later" and I haven't seen her since
Now people just slight me
Tell my inbox they can only stereotype me
One guy said he's dying to fight me
But why have so many people tried to write like me?
When you cheated on me, did it feel better?
Were you wearing that red sweater?
The one I gave you when we were together?
I hope you wear it always like a scarlet letter
And then that other girl from the south
She talked a lot with so many dicks in her mouth
That's fine for her but I got freaked out
Could have been a grand exit but I just sneaked out
Something's wrong with the children and I love it
Something's wrong with me and I make it all public
And I'm losing all hope, while we're on the subject
Fucked in the head but you all love it
Something's wrong with the children and we all know it
We try to poison them all but they just outgrow it
Give me a hundred chances and watch me still blow it
You asked for an apology but I think I still owe it