This is me ten years after drugs
I think a year ago, I finally lost my buzz
Auctioning my voice but the bids never get higher
My license to swear is about to expire
I'm tossing out all the ones I know as we come down to the wire
Maybe that's why it was just seven days until I got fired
If they can't afford to pay me, why was I hired?
This shit might sound better if I had music
But I just found my voice and haven't figured out how to use it
Everyone says that I'm sick
Why go on dates when my hand can reach my dick?
I like to touch on touchy subjects
Like, if your cousin is hot: You should get to have sex
And then you wonder "Is he really that sick?"
Waving my middle finger with my wrists slit
This is my going away party
And I don't even give a shit